Veni, vidi, vici?

Well, he came, he saw, and he... cut the grass, trimmed hedges, and
counted some 35 new phyllostachys vivax culms coming up. Now he's gone
again, high-tailing it for that oh-so-human thing, church.

..HF.

Well, I guess if...

... he's going to do such a nice job trimming the yard and culling out
dead bamboo culms, he can come here periodically ...

That man again!

Must be summer! He's come to cut my grass ... hope he just sells me
this year!

..HF.