A diamond necklace???

...he shouldn't have! (but I like it :-)

..HF.

OMG

...he and his friend found my cache of coal dust! I _am_ chagrined!

..HF.

Sent from my iPhone

More than ticklish 3

More than ticklish 2

More than ticklish!

I was the main course, or just dessert??

Tickling 11

Tickling 10

Tickling 9

Tickling 8

I've had those pretty dropped ceilings concealing my tattoos for 2 decades - why remove them now???

Tickling 7

Tickle 6

Kitchen ceiling was green instead of yellow??

Tickling 5

He was told by the knowledgeable gentleman helping tickle me that all the "baby blue" paint was US Steel blue...

Tickling 4

Tickling 3

Tickling 2

Tickling 1

He's tickling me! hee hee! :-)

They're eating me! 6

They're eating me! 5

They're eating me! 4

They're eating me! 3

They're eating me! 2

They're eating me! 1

He's back! Who? Oh, my owner, of course. He's been here nearly daily for weeks, stripping carpet, cleaning woodwork, and generally being a nuisance. But look what he found - termite damage! Is it fresh or old history?

..HF.

What am I?

I am a house. Not a rock or twig, not an apartment building or castle,
but a simle single-family dwelling. Why, the question, why do I feel
compelled to ask?

..HF.

Sent from my iPhone