I Wanna New Human

I wanna new human. I cannot tell you how badly.

Well, okay, I can.

I want a new human to wake up inside me every morning,
to run water through my pipes regularly,
to make human smells and aromas permeate the air,
to slam my windows shut just before a summer deluge and
to periodically slam my doors when she feels angry.

I wanna new human, and I want 'em soon.

..HF.